Dirty Dirk wins the game: As tweeted
I didn’t live blog the last Dirk over, as I was tweeting at the time. Here is the tweets. Could this come down to Dirty Dirk Vs Albie the racist dragon? Morkel at the non strikers, the tail is in, 15...
View ArticleJohn Howard for President
Picking John Howard for the top ICC job is genius. You might not think that would be my opening line, but think about it, the Australians have picked the one man who is way more of a cunt than Lalit...
View Articlethe joy of leg slip
I was brought up deep in the bosom of a fundamental cricket family. My father was one, but it went deeper than that, with uncles, my grandfather, and cousins all getting in on the act. At Christmas,...
View ArticleMurali set to retire
No one ever just retires anymore. They are always set to retire. And Murali is set. Sources close to him have set him, and so have the Sri Lankan website, so it can’t be long before he confirms that...
View ArticleShane Watson defiles Murali’s day
What sort of man is Shane Watson? Don’t answer. Not content with turning the Pakistani batting line up into his bitches, he also completely embarrassed his own bowlers with a display of bowling...
View ArticleJrod does not have dengue fever
Yes, I am in Sri Lanka. Yes, I am in Dambulla. Yes, I am in the kandalama hotel. But, no, I do not have dengue fever. I don’t even have a cold. Earlier in my trip i did throw up and shit myself at the...
View ArticleSri Lanka pictorial
I went to Sri Lanka, and I took a camera. I couldn’t possibly show you every photo that was cricket related, but these are my favourites, they’re unedited, because I can’t be bothered. Every night...
View ArticleMurali licks his fingers
Nick left this in the comments, and I think it needs a wider audience. I’ve never been a big fan of the catchphrase, finger lickin’ good. It dates back to when I was a kid when I saw a guy come out of...
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