Yes, I am in Sri Lanka.
Yes, I am in Dambulla.
Yes, I am in the kandalama hotel.
But, no, I do not have dengue fever.
I don’t even have a cold.
Earlier in my trip i did throw up and shit myself at the same time.
In Dambulla, I have felt fine.
Yuvraj, who I saw at the buffet, looked fine as well.
I’m not saying he doesn’t have dengue fever, just that if he had it, it looks a whole shitload better than my food poisoning from earlier in the week.
And to be honest, enough though I have heard of dengue fever, I have no idea what it does to you, for all I know it means you can’t remember the words to Hotel California, but everything else is fine.
More importantly, I am ok.
And just for fun, enjoy this.
